【pigi】键盘侠乔丹推着077被喷到底是嫉妒还是不爽？还是笨？

deandre Jordan pushes luka donc IC and steals a rebound .

此前，独行侠在主场未能战胜尼克斯的比赛中，乔丹把队友东契奇推开，抢走了篮板。

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[]raptors stevntiny 1012 points 2 days ago

lmao luka ' s body language after that reminds me of myself at the community gym when my teammate dribbles the whole possession then turns it over

猛龙迷：哈哈哈，东契奇的肢体语言让我想起了我在小区里打棒球。我的一名队员一直在失去运气，犯了错误。

[]Mavericks broiled goose 335 points 2 days ago

Yep，or when that guy randomly decides to pick up your man out of nowhere one time down the court and his guy hits a wide open three as you race over to trre

独行侠粉丝：没错。或者某个队友突然莫名其妙地看着你的后卫。你不得不跑去填补他的锅，但他以前的后卫还是在一个很大的空缺中投了3分。

[]supersonics anchormanronburgundy 114 points 2 days ago

oh my god this literally happened to me today 15 times I thought I was alone。'

超音速球迷：我是妈妈，不是我一个人吵架。这件事今天在我身上发生了15次！

[]Laker spika _ pie 27 points 2 days ago

Me too，but I was the guy who randomly switched to your man .

湖人球迷：我也是。但是我是随意改变防守的队友。

[]NBA urfaselol 226 points 2 days ago

Contract year DJ

合同年的小乔丹啊。

[]Knicks Joe the show 1 645 points 2 days ago

I ' m not just saying this be cause we ' replaying them right now but man the team ' s on court body language just doesn ' t look good . ll H want the be

尼克斯球迷：不是因为我们尼克斯打了你们，哥哥，你们队在场上的身体语言不正常。例如丹尼斯史密斯和东契奇两人都想控球，但如果拿不到球，两人都衰弱了。我不认为这会埋下什么重大危险，但这正是我在比赛中的一点感觉。

[]spurs 4675029 148 points 2 days ago

and neither of them move off ball at all . if they don ' t have the ball，they both just stand there。

马刺球迷：丹尼斯史密斯、东契奇都不看就跑。如果他俩没有球，就会那样站着球。

[]trailblazers salva 252 143 points 2 days ago

in the first few games donc IC was moving a lot off ball，But was barely getting the ball . seems he knows he won ' t get the ball either way so just staysnot saying it 's good

开拓者球迷：赛季头几场比赛时，东契奇的跑动还是很积极的。

，但是几乎拿不到球。感觉他好像知道自己怎样都拿不到球，所以就在底角干站着。倒不是说这种做法是好事，但是这可能是个原因。

[–]UnkemptPubicles 99 points 2 days ago

the first 3 games I saw more off-ball movement from Luka and the other guys, but after that they just kind of stood there when they dont have the ball, it is so sad to watch.

赛季的头三场比赛，我看到东契奇和其他队员的跑动都挺多的，但是在那之后，只要没拿到球，他们就杵着，看着真是难受。

[–]Rockets Houston_sucks 128 points 2 days ago

They realized that when they're off the ball – Mathews is on the ball, so no point in trying, since Matthews aint passing them

火箭球迷：他们已经意识到了，当手里没球而马修斯控球的时候，那就没必要白费力了，因为马修斯不会传回给他们的。

[–]Billybobjoethorton 73 points 2 days ago*

Maybe the vladfather knew this would happen with fox and luka. 2 young guards that want to be stars is hard so he got the bags

也许迪瓦茨就是知道福克斯和东契奇会出现这种争球权的局面，毕竟队里有两个想当主角的年轻后卫是很难的，所以迪瓦茨没选东契奇……

[–]Marko_Stelarosa 76 points 2 days ago

This doesnt seem problem by Doncic but with his teammates who want to be stars and not overshadowed by EU rookie

这应该不是东契奇的问题，是他那些想当球星的队友不想被这个欧洲来的菜鸟抢了风头。

[–]DrBoise 449 points 2 days ago

They need Dirk back to ease the tension

独行侠需要德克回来缓和紧张气氛啊。

[–]Knicks Joetheshow1 269 points 2 days ago

German Jesus to the rescue

尼克斯球迷：德国上帝拯救达拉斯。

[–]yourbiodaddy 34 points 2 days ago

German Jordan

德国乔丹。

[–][DAL] Dennis Smith Mysteriagant 31 points 2 days ago

We need Dirk back to start winning

独行侠球迷：我们需要诺维茨基回来带我们赢球啊。

[–]walkintall84 23 points 2 days ago

Trade his ass asap.

快点把小乔丹这货送走吧。

[–]Mavericks dookieerabillie 92 points 2 days ago

please take him back LA i hate him so much

独行侠球迷：洛杉矶啊，把他接回去吧。我是真的讨厌他。

[–]Mavericks USTS2011 52 points 2 days ago

we'll take Boban, thank you very much

独行侠球迷：我们可以接受博班，谢谢您嘞。

[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki ChuckMoody 80 points 2 days ago

I hate DeAndre now more than the day he backed out.

He is an awful defender, doesnt roll to the rim at all and half the time things he has point guard skills. Also overall really think he and Wes hates that Luka got all the spotlight

诺维茨基球迷：我现在比小乔丹当初出尔反尔时还要讨厌他。

他的防守稀烂，挡拆后又没有顺下，比赛里有一半的时间感觉自己有控卫技能。而且我真觉得他和马修斯讨厌东契奇是因为后者抢了风头。

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[–]Shimojima 18 points 1 day ago

DJ rejected Doncic of his first NBA double double ):

小乔丹这是生生剥夺了东契奇NBA生涯的首个两双啊。

[–]Hawks StackPackMackAttack 235 points 2 days ago

fuckouttahereigotit

老鹰球迷：“滚尼玛的，这板是老子的”

[–][PHI] Matt Barnes nomoredramas 313 points 2 days ago

look at the reaction on mavs bench… they realized it was something "weird"

马特-巴恩斯球迷：看看独行侠替补席当时的反应……他们嗅到了一丝诡异的气息。

[–]Bulls RhythmsaDancer 89 points 2 days ago

Cuban looked pissed about it. I wonder what he yelled.

公牛球迷：库班貌似很火大啊，我好奇他吼了些啥。

[–]NBA DonDoncic[S] 198 points 2 days ago

Cuban's and Brunson's reactions are the most telling. I think Cuban yells something like "c'mon DJ"

库班和新秀布伦森的反应是最能说明问题的。我觉得库班大概说了句“搞啥啊，小乔丹”。

[–]tylerpruitt41 142 points 2 days ago

On Mavericks reddit page, a guy sitting right behind mark Cuban said that he was yelling fuck a bunch bc he did that! I wonder if mark is starting to realize this DJ thing might not be working out bc he’s being selfish.

在独行侠专区，有个哥们儿在比赛中就坐在库班后面，他说库班“问候”了小乔丹全家！我倒是好奇库班是不是开始觉得引进小乔丹这事儿没啥作用，因为后者太自私了。

[–][MEM] Zach Randolph teejaymmk 10 points 1 day ago

This is such a bad look for dj lmao what a douche

兰多夫球迷：小乔丹这举动真是招黑，这个二货。

[–]mpigi 69 points 2 days ago

The mavs bench went like "oof"

独行侠替补席当时一片惊呼啊。

[–]Raptors IWantRaceCar 13 points 1 day ago

A collective YIKES

猛龙球迷：那是集体懵逼。

[–]Nuggets AmericanToffee 34 points 2 days ago

That’s just silly right there. Clearly the bench agrees.

掘金球迷：因为小乔丹实在太蠢了。很明显，他们的替补席也同意这种看法。

[–]WeeTooLo 268 points 2 days ago

It'll be interesting to see how Carlisle handles this stuff. It's pretty obvious by now that some guys on the Mavericks roster aren't cool with Luka taking the spotlight.

Reminds me of that time the Cavs players got really butthurt when asked about the possibility of Lebron James being drafted saying something along the lines of "I don't think a teenager can come in and make a difference".

有好戏看咯，卡莱尔会怎么处理这事儿呢。已经非常明显了，独行侠队里有部分人对于东契奇做主角感到不爽啊。

这倒让我想起了当年骑士球员的醋意，在被问到勒布朗被球队选中的可能性时，那帮人回到说“我不认为一个小孩儿来了过后就能带来很大改变”。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic BOOOOOiiiiiiiii 174 points 2 days ago

DJ next in line to get cruxified by this sub

约基奇球迷：这个专区的下一个声讨对象就是小乔丹了。

[–][DAL] Steve Nash aceofspadez138 88 points 2 days ago

About 3 years too late

独行侠球迷：为了这次会议，我等了3年。

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[–]Mavericks xeliviel 287 points 2 days ago*

Dj is terrible right now. His offense is attrocious, he never rolls just waits on the top of the key. But his defense is one of the worst in the league. He got dominated by a second round pick rookie and this has been the story all season.

This always happens with dj and luka. Luka even said preseason 'dj gets angry when i get the rebounds'. This is insanely weird to me. He is not a leader, all he cares about his rebounding numbers, he just wants that paycheck and should not be near to these young core. I am done.

独行侠球迷：小乔丹现在是真的水。进攻端熄火，挡拆又不顺下，就在高位那傻等着。防守也是联盟倒数之列。他这场比赛居然被一个二轮秀焦作人，而且这种故事本赛季轮番上演。

抢篮板这事儿经常发生在他和东契奇身上。东契奇在季前赛就说过了“我抢到篮板的话，小乔丹会生气”。这真是奇了怪了。他小乔丹可不是领袖，只在乎篮板数据和自己的薪酬，就不该让他待在这帮年轻人身边。真的受够了。

[–]Clippers ElBluntDealer 53 points 2 days ago

DJ last season was just a rebounding machine for us. Offensively he did some pick and roll and got dunks but he was pretty bad at rim protection. His finishing with layups was bad, too. When Mavs wanted him, I was open to letting him go. He's not the same DJ he used to be. He only gets rebounds.

快船球迷：小乔丹上赛季在我们队就只是个篮板机器。进攻端会有些挡拆和扣篮，但是护框是真的水。他的上篮也菜。当知道独行侠要他的时候，我是很欢迎的。他已经不是以前那个小乔丹了，现在只会抢板。

[–][TOR] Damon Stoudamire poohster33 24 points 2 days ago

So basically he's Spurs Rodman.

猛龙球迷：这么说的话，那不就是马刺时期的罗德曼嘛。

[–]Mavericks PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS 98 points 2 days ago

It's really weird. He's like a completely different player compared to his first 4 or 5 games this season. His first few games his effort was great and he was putting up monster stats like 20pts 14reb on the regular. Last 3 games or so he's been garbo

独行侠球迷：真的是怪。相比起 这个赛季最初的四五场比赛，现在的小乔丹就像是变了个人。他头几场比赛很卖力的，能经常打出20分14板这种残暴的数据。但是过去三场比赛真的是垃圾。

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo StarkGilford 117 points 2 days ago

Honestly I have 1 question. Where the fuck is Dirk to put him in his place? The dude comes in a franchise he fucked over 3 years ago and acts like its only about him. Dirk should tell him to sit the fuck down.

字母哥球迷：说实话我有个疑问啊。老司机咋不让小乔丹特么的摆正位置？这哥们儿加盟的可是一支自己3年前就玩弄过的球队，却搞得像球队非他不可一样。德克应该让他安分点了。

[–]jimmyjohnslover1 59 points 2 days ago

If you know anything about Dirk it’s that he’s a super nice guy. Not that I think he’s unwilling to say something, but that I think it’d take something bigger to get him to confront DJ (or anyone) in that manner

要是你了解德克的话，就知道他是个超级奈斯的人。不过这不是说他不愿意发表一点看法，不过我觉得要是事情再闹大一点的话，那司机就要硬刚小乔丹了。

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo StarkGilford 59 points 2 days ago

I know Dirk is nice but Im sure he doesnt let shit like this slide on his team.

字母哥球迷：我知道德克人很好，但是我确信，他不会让这种搅屎棍在队里胡作非为的。

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[–]turtlesanrats 205 points 2 days ago

i admittedly don't know shit about the mavs but from the few games i've catched there seems to be some chemistry issues, especially with doncic

我承认我对这支独行侠啥也不了解，但是就从我看过的几场比赛来看，这支球队的化学反应很成问题啊，特别是东契奇。

[–]Lakers jonsnowKITN 285 points 2 days ago

I don't blame him. He barely gets the ball.

湖人球迷：不怪东契奇，他都不怎么拿得到球。

[–]Mavericks Greentempo 86 points 2 days ago

He legit got frozen out last 5 minutes of the game only was there to bail the starting lineup when they couldn't produce anything and had to pass it out

独行侠球迷：他在比赛最后五分钟就拿不到球，只有在其他首发队友尿不出来传球出来时，他才有机会接锅。

[–]turtlesanrats 182 points 2 days ago

yeah there are like entire stretches where he gets completely frozen out the offense, it's weird

是啊，有些进攻回合他就完全被剔除在外了，真的怪。

[–]76ers ManSoldWorld 173 points 2 days ago

They’re jealous.

76人球迷：那些队友嫉妒他。

[–]Mavericks MK10 82 points 2 days ago

There are major chemistry issues with overall team, not just Luka in general. Only guys with chemistry are Powell/Kleber.

独行侠球迷：全队的化学反应是个大问题，不只是东契奇。只有鲍威尔和克勒贝尔之间有默契。

[–]Hawks AlVic40117560- 27 points 2 days ago

Dude, please play well. I want our fucking pick

老鹰球迷：老哥啊，请你们独行侠好好打吧。我特么还想要我们的选秀签呢。

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