【懒惰的优美段落】描写自己懒惰的搞笑文章，很有趣，是每天快乐的源泉

1.肉体不活动，但灵魂在胡闹。

Although the body is not active，the soul is not tolerant of loneliness .

我不懒，我只是太忙了，不清楚。

I'm not lazy，I'm just not obviously busy。

别跟我比，我懒得跟你比。

don ' t compare with me about being lazy . I ' m lazy to compare with you。

4。地球不爆炸，床也不下。

If the earth doesn't explode，I won't get out of bed。

5.现在唯一不能溜走的是被子。

Now，the only one that can ' t get out is the quilt。

6.能躺就不坐，能坐就不站。

If I can lie down、I will not sit.if I can sit、I will not stand。

7。每天偷懒不是因为我懒，而是我还没想好今天穿什么。

I can ' t get up every day not because I ' m lazy，but because I haven ' t figured out what to wear today .

8.早上睡不着觉，晚上倾听死亡。

I can ' t get up in the morning and stay up at night。

9.白天我要好好休息。因为晚上要睡觉。

I' ll have a good rest during the day，because I' ll go to bed at night .

10。每天醒来的第一件事就是想睡觉。

the first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep。

11.闹钟存在的意义是让我改变姿势继续睡觉。

the meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go to sleep。

12.我就是我。是每天偷懒的火花。

I am me，a firework that can ' t get up every day .

don ' t take a bath with me . I ' m a national level ' wash free ' type .

14.如果你认为明天有很多事要做，就只能睡到后天。

as soon as I think there are many things to do tomorrow，I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow。

15.我的被子疼，需要在床上照顾。

我的quilt is ill . I will take care of it in bed .

16。早起的虫子被鸟吃了，不想吃，所以不想起床。

the early worms are eaten by birds . I don ' t want to be eaten，so I don't want to get up .

17.懒汉不是因为我懒。因为我在床上思考人生。

Lazy bed is not because I am lazy，because I sleep in bed thinking about life。

18.我这么懒的人要不是喜欢你，就不会对你献殷勤。

I am such a lazy person . if I didn ' t like you，I wouldn't be courteous to you。

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